Ben Bernanke’s Obituary – Written By A 14 Year Old Teenage Girl

O.M.G !!! Ben Bernanke is DEAD…Like he’s sooo Dead… Like literally D.E.A.D… which is soooo heeee-larious cause everyone thought he was Immortal, and I mean like Immortals don’t die… it’s common sense, duh !!! Samantha said that he had Keynesian AIDS….I don’t know what that means but it sounds super cool….Whatevs…. BTW, Jennifer’s such a biatch…the way she looks at my boyfriend, makes me soooooo mad….anywho, I’ve never met Ben in person, but from what I’ve heard, he sounds like a pretty shitty human being…. I mean he loves Printing money…. aaaanh !!! BORING…. he taught at Princeton which is like a Subsidiary of McDonald’s and stuff…. What a loser !!!…..Anyways, I’m like so bored right now… this obituary SUUCCKKSSS !!!

Fu*k U Ben…. you won’t be missed….

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