Jamie Dimon’s Obituary – Written By A Rapper – Thug Life

Waddup ya’ll… So check this out… I was up at ma shawty’s crib… going down on sista like a boss… and outta nowhere, this nigga, Jamie Dimon or whatever tha fu*k his name was, walks up to me and says, “Bitch, I fu*ked your mom…”… I’m like, this nigga’s going down ya’ll….I looked at him, he looked at me….we both looked at each other, and outta nowhere, nigga just drops dead…Just like dat…. 1-2-3, ASAP Dead…. I’m like WTF ya’ll….the cops be all over ma ass… so I walk up to the nigga, and try to do CPR and shit…nigga be dead like a rotten tomato… ma balls did a 360 like a hoe at Six Flags….I be like WTF ya’ll….Brain Freeze…. I check niggaz pockets, and I found a bizness card that said: Jamie Dimon, Chief Extortion Officer, of that bitch ass bank JPMorgan Chase….I was like WTF ya’ll….I just looked at the nigga and he dead now…. Brain Freeze….Suddenly, I smell somethin bad yaw… like real rat dead in an asshole bad…. I look at shawty….Bitch be fartin….I was like WTF ya’ll….. I call 9-1-1 and told them that Jamie “Motha Fuckin” Dimon is dead bitch… send some cops…. Bitch be like, how he dead…. I was like WTF ya’ll….Bitch was actin up….Brotha’s gotta make a living ya’ll…. When you got a Jew lookin motha-fu*ker dead in a brotha’s house, brotha’s deported straight to Gitmo….I was like WTF ya’ll….

Anywayz… Nigga’z dead….Peace be upon his nigga ass soul….

This is MC Straight-Shoota — EST. 1987 – Present

P.E.A.C.E

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