Name: Jamie “Motha-Fuckin” Dimon
Nicknames: Gold Digger, Tree-Hugger, Satan’s Mistress
Age: Please Refer To VaR.xls
Born: On The 7th Day
Religion: Federal Reserve
My body is a weapon. I’m lethal. I strike when you least expect me. I’m a viper. I believe the Holocaust never happened. God hates Fags. Tempest in a Teapot. Long live the Queen. God Bless America.
- Driving a wienermobile/Driving a wiener
- Financial destruction
- Laughing at poor people
What Am I Looking For In A Woman?
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