Jamie Dimon’s ChristianMingle Profile

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Username: JamieDimonFaggot69

Name: Jamie “Motha-Fuckin” Dimon

Nicknames: Gold Digger, Tree-Hugger, Satan’s Mistress

Age: Please Refer To VaR.xls

Born: On The 7th Day

Religion: Federal Reserve

About:

My body is a weapon. I’m lethal. I strike when you least expect me. I’m a viper. I believe the Holocaust never happened. God hates Fags. Tempest in a Teapot. Long live the Queen. God Bless America.

Activities/Interests:

  • Driving a wienermobile/Driving a wiener
  • Financial destruction
  • Laughing at poor people

What Am I Looking For In A Woman?

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