The following is a love letter from Tim “TurboTax” Geithner:
WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME LIKE THIS??!!
You removed me from your Facebook, Skype and Twitter account you
little cunt bag! WHY??
We had a two hour conversation talking about the colour of our houses
and yet you threw away what we had!
Do you know what we could of had? Do you fu*king know? We could of
had something special, we could have lived in a little house in Norway
and had 10 cute little banana babies! We could of dressed up as John
Lennon and Yoko Ono! How fun would that have been?
Time has passed since you cut me off…I viewed your profile picture
If you didn’t cut me off, I would have made a moterfu*king shrine
and fly to Washington D.C just to watch you sleep! But it happended, and now
all I see is a douche bag!
You know what? The Swedish word for “To Pass Gas” is -
“Fjäta”. It rhymes with your name where I spent ten minutes
trying to say it correctly. YEAH, YOUR’E AS CHARMING AS A FART!!
And since I called you a cunt bag at the beginning of this letter,
you’re as lovable as a VAGINA FART.
Wall Street Fool
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