Category Archives: Funny Obituaries

Justin Bieber’s Obituary - Written By President Obama

Today, we all gather here to pay tribute to a great man woman girl?? Anyways, it is a sad day for music not just in Thee United States of America, but around the world. Justin Bieber was not just a … Continue reading

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Lloyd Blankfein’s Obituary - Written By Jim Cramer

NOTE: For this to work, I recommend reading the following obituary in Jim Cramer’s voice. Also, imagine that Jim Cramer is suffering from Tourette Syndrome, where he just yells out random shit in the middle of a conversation. Lloyd Blankfein’s Obituary: … Continue reading

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Jamie Dimon’s Obituary - Written By A Rapper - Thug Life

Waddup ya’ll… So check this out… I was up at ma shawty’s crib… going down on sista like a boss… and outta nowhere, this nigga, Jamie Dimon or whatever tha fu*k his name was, walks up to me and says, … Continue reading

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Ben Bernanke’s Obituary - Written By A 14 Year Old Teenage Girl

O.M.G !!! Ben Bernanke is DEAD…Like he’s sooo Dead… Like literally D.E.A.D… which is soooo heeee-larious cause everyone thought he was Immortal, and I mean like Immortals don’t die… it’s common sense, duh !!! Samantha said that he had Keynesian AIDS….I don’t … Continue reading

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