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The Ben Bernanke Paradox

If you were one of the lucky few who survived the nuclear bomb that Lord Bernanke dropped on the markets this week, you’re probably enjoying the weekend fucking someone or something. For those who got slaughtered like a little bitch, … Continue reading

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What To Expect From The Fed (FOMC) Meeting Next Week

Next week’s Fed (FOMC) meeting is undoubtedly the most anticipated economic event of the year 2013. A lot has been written and talked about this meeting, and quite rightly so. Given the fact that all this uber exuberance in the … Continue reading

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Why Ben Bernanke Is Irrelevant At This Point

In what was yet another, grand/glamorous show of INCOMPETENCE, INCONSISTENCY, IRRESPONSIBILITY, and IMPOTENCE, Ben Bernanke yesterday flipped like a bitch, and is now indirectly suggesting that The FED in fact, needs to do MOAR to help the struggling economy. Needless … Continue reading

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FED - ECB - BOJ: More Powerful Than GOD

The FED - ECB - BOJ, commonly reffered to as The Axis of Evil, are on the verge of acheiving something that NO HUMAN has ever achieved before: Become More Powerful Than GOD (or at least the idea of GOD). … Continue reading

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How To Trade The FOMC Week

If you’re someone who lives in a cave and eats rats for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner, or someone who is working a job they love, I recommend you stop reading immediately, as you’d be better off taking the week (FOMC … Continue reading

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Dissecting The Federal Reserve’s Balance Sheet

The Fed (and every Central Bank in the World) is on a mission to destroy the Financial Markets, whatever’s left of them, and take us all back to the Stone-Age. Given the fact that  The Fed is probably the only … Continue reading

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What If Jamie Dimon and Lloyd Blankfein Were Drug Dealers?

I’ve been watching a lot of Breaking Bad lately. In fact, I just binged on all 5 Seasons of Breaking Bad, and I’m Fu*kin high as a kite. For some weird reason, I had this crazy idea of what it’d … Continue reading

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LOL Monday: Ben Bernanke Removed Tim Geithner From His Facebook

The following is a love letter from Tim “TurboTax” Geithner: Dear Ben, WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME LIKE THIS??!! You removed me from your Facebook, Skype and Twitter account you little cunt bag! WHY?? We had a two hour conversation … Continue reading

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Time To Buy Downside Protection?

Here is a great piece from Sprott Research. John Wilson, Co-Chief Investment Officer and Senior Portfolio Manager at Sprott Asset Management, urges “Protect your downside now. How long can the uptrend in equities continue? I don’t believe it will go … Continue reading

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Ben Bernanke’s Obituary - Written By A 14 Year Old Teenage Girl

O.M.G !!! Ben Bernanke is DEAD…Like he’s sooo Dead… Like literally D.E.A.D… which is soooo heeee-larious cause everyone thought he was Immortal, and I mean like Immortals don’t die… it’s common sense, duh !!! Samantha said that he had Keynesian AIDS….I don’t … Continue reading

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