Tag Archives: Blythe Masters

What If Jamie Dimon and Lloyd Blankfein Were Drug Dealers?

I’ve been watching a lot of Breaking Bad lately. In fact, I just binged on all 5 Seasons of Breaking Bad, and I’m Fu*kin high as a kite. For some weird reason, I had this crazy idea of what it’d … Continue reading

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Jamie Dimon’s ChristianMingle Profile

Username: JamieDimonFaggot69 Name: Jamie “Motha-Fuckin” Dimon Nicknames: Gold Digger, Tree-Hugger, Satan’s Mistress Age: Please Refer To VaR.xls Born: On The 7th Day Religion: Federal Reserve About: My body is a weapon. I’m lethal. I strike when you least expect me. … Continue reading

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Letter To Central Bankers

TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN Dear Central Bankers, First of all, I’d like to take a moment and thank you for your undeniable contribution to the Global Economic Recovery, otherwise know as Nominal Stock Price Inflation. If it weren’t for … Continue reading

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