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Tuesday Humor: Jamie Dimon’s Cause of Death

When Jamie Dimon passed away, his wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of Gonorrhea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family (Lloyd Blankfein) phoned and … Continue reading

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What If Jamie Dimon and Lloyd Blankfein Were Drug Dealers?

I’ve been watching a lot of Breaking Bad lately. In fact, I just binged on all 5 Seasons of Breaking Bad, and I’m Fu*kin high as a kite. For some weird reason, I had this crazy idea of what it’d … Continue reading

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Jamie Dimon’s ChristianMingle Profile

Username: JamieDimonFaggot69 Name: Jamie “Motha-Fuckin” Dimon Nicknames: Gold Digger, Tree-Hugger, Satan’s Mistress Age: Please Refer To VaR.xls Born: On The 7th Day Religion: Federal Reserve About: My body is a weapon. I’m lethal. I strike when you least expect me. … Continue reading

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Jamie Dimon’s Obituary - Written By A Rapper - Thug Life

Waddup ya’ll… So check this out… I was up at ma shawty’s crib… going down on sista like a boss… and outta nowhere, this nigga, Jamie Dimon or whatever tha fu*k his name was, walks up to me and says, … Continue reading

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