Tag Archives: Jamie Dimon JP Morgan CEO

Tuesday Humor: Jamie Dimon’s Cause of Death

When Jamie Dimon passed away, his wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of Gonorrhea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family (Lloyd Blankfein) phoned and … Continue reading

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What If Jamie Dimon and Lloyd Blankfein Were Drug Dealers?

I’ve been watching a lot of Breaking Bad lately. In fact, I just binged on all 5 Seasons of Breaking Bad, and I’m Fu*kin high as a kite. For some weird reason, I had this crazy idea of what it’d … Continue reading

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Jamie Dimon’s ChristianMingle Profile

Username: JamieDimonFaggot69 Name: Jamie “Motha-Fuckin” Dimon Nicknames: Gold Digger, Tree-Hugger, Satan’s Mistress Age: Please Refer To VaR.xls Born: On The 7th Day Religion: Federal Reserve About: My body is a weapon. I’m lethal. I strike when you least expect me. … Continue reading

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Jamie Dimon’s Obituary - Written By A Rapper - Thug Life

Waddup ya’ll… So check this out… I was up at ma shawty’s crib… going down on sista like a boss… and outta nowhere, this nigga, Jamie Dimon or whatever tha fu*k his name was, walks up to me and says, … Continue reading

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Being A TRADER Sucks !!!

Anyone who say’s that Trading is a legitimate business, should go eat a pile of stinky, fresh, Horse-Shit, and get fu*ked in the ass by Paul Krugman. The truth is, Traders are like cheap $5 whores. We bend, we suck, … Continue reading

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Guest Post: The More Illegal Immigrants That Go On Food Stamps The More Money JP Morgan Makes

Jamie Dimon has indeed earned his hefty bonus. Here’s a great article .via. The Economic Collapse Blog Recently uncovered documents prove that the Obama administration has been working with the Mexican government to increase the number of illegal immigrants on … Continue reading

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Jamie Dimon Facts

It appears Chuck Norris has finally met his match, and his name is Jamie Dimon… Jamie Dimon is richer than you. If you have Five dollars and Jamie Dimon has Five dollars, Jamie Dimon has more money than you. When … Continue reading

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