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Jamie Dimon’s ChristianMingle Profile

Username: JamieDimonFaggot69 Name: Jamie “Motha-Fuckin” Dimon Nicknames: Gold Digger, Tree-Hugger, Satan’s Mistress Age: Please Refer To VaR.xls Born: On The 7th Day Religion: Federal Reserve About: My body is a weapon. I’m lethal. I strike when you least expect me. … Continue reading

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Jamie Dimon’s Obituary - Written By A Rapper - Thug Life

Waddup ya’ll… So check this out… I was up at ma shawty’s crib… going down on sista like a boss… and outta nowhere, this nigga, Jamie Dimon or whatever tha fu*k his name was, walks up to me and says, … Continue reading

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Jamie Dimon Facts

It appears Chuck Norris has finally met his match, and his name is Jamie Dimon… Jamie Dimon is richer than you. If you have Five dollars and Jamie Dimon has Five dollars, Jamie Dimon has more money than you. When … Continue reading

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