Tag Archives: JP Morgan Chase

CNBC Fun Facts

CNBC was originally launched in 1989 as a subsidiary of Comedy Central. But the positive response compelled CNBC Execs to market it as a legitimate Financial News Network. To this date, CNBC remains a Comedy and Fake News Channel. Jim Cramer was … Continue reading

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HFT Strategy: Algorithm vs Algorithm

This might come as a shock to many of you, but not all Algorithmic Trading is BAD; it’s just that different market participants use the technology differently. In order to keep it simple, and easy to understand, in this post, … Continue reading

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Jamie Dimon’s ChristianMingle Profile

Username: JamieDimonFaggot69 Name: Jamie “Motha-Fuckin” Dimon Nicknames: Gold Digger, Tree-Hugger, Satan’s Mistress Age: Please Refer To VaR.xls Born: On The 7th Day Religion: Federal Reserve About: My body is a weapon. I’m lethal. I strike when you least expect me. … Continue reading

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HFT Strategy: FRONT RUNNING

Well, a more appropriate title for this post would have been: Low-Latency Front Running. Front Running is the foundation/ultimate goal that every HFT firm seeks to achieve. Cause that is the only way they can consistently beat the market. No wonder the … Continue reading

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$JPM Channel Break Imminent - SELL

It appears that JPM is about to break to the DOWNSIDE; and given its recent price action, I believe it could possibly happen by the end of this week. Though today’s Bullish Harami appears pretty convincing, it might be a … Continue reading

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Morning Brief: April 30th, 2013

TOP STORIES: U.S. Stock Futures Little Changed Before Confidence Data European Bonds Climb as Euro Weakens on ECB Bets; Corn Advances Japan household spending surges as “Abenomics” gains momentum SoftBank CEO says won’t raise bid for Sprint Paulson Leads Hedge-Fund … Continue reading

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Guest Post: The More Illegal Immigrants That Go On Food Stamps The More Money JP Morgan Makes

Jamie Dimon has indeed earned his hefty bonus. Here’s a great article .via. The Economic Collapse Blog Recently uncovered documents prove that the Obama administration has been working with the Mexican government to increase the number of illegal immigrants on … Continue reading

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Morning Brief: April 29th, 2013

TOP STORIES: Syria says prime minister survives Damascus bomb attack Global shares rise on central bank expectations, euro also up France’s Hollande to ease entrepreneurs’ capital gains tax Hedge Funds buy into J.C. Penney: New York Post Copper Climbs in … Continue reading

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Jamie Dimon Facts

It appears Chuck Norris has finally met his match, and his name is Jamie Dimon… Jamie Dimon is richer than you. If you have Five dollars and Jamie Dimon has Five dollars, Jamie Dimon has more money than you. When … Continue reading

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