Tag Archives: Wall Street Humor

Wednesday Humor: John Oliver Shits On The Royal Baby

Ho Lee Fuk !!! That was Fuckin AWESOME. Ma man, John Oliver, shits all over The Royal Family and the inbred demon child, aka. The Royal Baby.

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CNBC Fun Facts

CNBC was originally launched in 1989 as a subsidiary of Comedy Central. But the positive response compelled CNBC Execs to market it as a legitimate Financial News Network. To this date, CNBC remains a Comedy and Fake News Channel. Jim Cramer was … Continue reading

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LOL Monday: Ben Bernanke Removed Tim Geithner From His Facebook

The following is a love letter from Tim “TurboTax” Geithner: Dear Ben, WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME LIKE THIS??!! You removed me from your Facebook, Skype and Twitter account you little cunt bag! WHY?? We had a two hour conversation … Continue reading

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Jamie Dimon’s Obituary - Written By A Rapper - Thug Life

Waddup ya’ll… So check this out… I was up at ma shawty’s crib… going down on sista like a boss… and outta nowhere, this nigga, Jamie Dimon or whatever tha fu*k his name was, walks up to me and says, … Continue reading

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Ben Bernanke’s Obituary - Written By A 14 Year Old Teenage Girl

O.M.G !!! Ben Bernanke is DEAD…Like he’s sooo Dead… Like literally D.E.A.D… which is soooo heeee-larious cause everyone thought he was Immortal, and I mean like Immortals don’t die… it’s common sense, duh !!! Samantha said that he had Keynesian AIDS….I don’t … Continue reading

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Ben Bernanke’s eHarmony Profile

Name: Ben Joseph Bernanke Nicknames: BenaddictedToPrinting, Benny In For A Penny, Homo Thug Age: Out of Paper - Load MOAR Paper - 0101010101 Born: Great Depression Religion: Keynesianity and Printalam About Me: I’m a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with … Continue reading

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Funny Hedge Fund Names

DickWeed Capital Finger-Banger LLC Grandma CDS LLC I Got Punked By HFT Front-Running Partners Lost My Shirt & My Pants LP Distortion Taco Capital Pussy-Fart MLP I Love Jesus Capital Partners Maria Bartiromo’s Speech Impediment LLC Jim Cramer “BUY BUY BUY” … Continue reading

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